Ray is a tall black goat and he loves to play pranks on people and just be an all around Nuiscene. Ray has just made it to the flea market parking his car and stepping out looking around. He saw a man get out of a black car and walk in to the flea market Ray smirks and decided to follow the man for a while before unleashing his new prank. he waited till he seen someone kinda close to the guys car and walked up behind him and tapped his shoulder.
“oh my God! I just got away there’s a man over there trying to break into someone’s car over there!”
The man looked angry.
“your joking?! That’s my car!!”
The guy runs out and just punches the guy doing absolutely nothing by the guys car. Ray bursts in to laughter.
“holy cycumbers Ray! You’re the best prankster ever man.”
He told himself. He wiped the tears from his eyes calming down walking around the flea market he found a bunch of cool stuff nothing that interests him though. As he looked he saw a very what appeared to be a wealthy man he wore rings and was probably over 8 foot tall. Holy Bananna Skins Ray thought to himself. This guy also looked pretty strong wore a white suit with gold trim on it.
He thought if he could trick this man he could this man he could trick anyone now was his chance but what would it be? He thought for a while before deciding a tar and feathers would be the best for this fancy man. There was a small building that lead in to an empty house along the flea market he goes in setting up the trap he steps out being proud of his work. He clears his throat and walks up behind the man.
“umm sir?”
He don’t respond and Ray’s eye twitches and taps his shoulder.
“sir?”
The man turns around.
“oh sorry, can I help you?”
Ray nods and points to the house he set up the trap.
“well I wanted to say that’s a amazing suit you got! But… I accidentally locked myself out of my house and you looked so strong I thought you could push it open?”
The man smiles.
“well thanks. It was custom made for me. But hmm let me see what we can do about that door shall we?”
Ray couldn’t help but get an evil smile as the man walks up to the door then stops and looks at him.
“this place looks kinda empty you sure this is your place?”
Ray nods.
“yap I’m kinda poor but this is all I got to live is in here…”
I mean that wasn’t that much of a lie from Ray he was pretty broke he finds it hard to keep a job and some days he goes without food. The man sighs.
“that’s so sad… Alright I’ll see what I can do.”
The man pushes on the door before hitting it hard making it fly open a bucket flying at the man full of tar hits him and covers him and a bucket of feathers next. They coat him and the man looks furious. Ray Burst into laughter.
” oh my God your such an idiot!! I can’t believe I tricked you with that!! You’re such a dumbass!”
The man snaps and suddenly the man’s clothes go back to normal. And he’s all cleaned up. But he still looks just as angry. The man grabs Ray’s arm and Ray’s eyes got big as he tries to pull away.
“hey! Let go!”
The man smirks.
“you like pranks huh? Well how about I pull my own prank on you huh? It will be such a long lasting prank you might even change your way of life. Let me warn you. You have messed with the wrong God today.”
Ray looks confused but kinda scared being overpowered by this man.
“g-god? Your must be insane! People know they don’t exist!”
The man smirks.
“well normally I don’t give myself away but I’ll make and exception for you. I am an emotion God. My name is Alfred and I’m about to change your whole life around or start all over heh.”
The man easily drags Ray along Ray panics and screams.
“HELP!! THIS MAN’S KIDNAPPING ME! ANYONE?!”
They pass by the man he tricked along with a guy with a broken nose they both glare at Ray and let it happen clearly no one cares a giant man claiming to be a God is going to get revenge on Ray. Ray struggle a lot till they get to this very nice car. Alfred takes Ray’s arms and cuffs them. And his legs so he can’t move. He then lastly throws him in the back of his car before touching his head and shutting his door.
“IF YOU DON’T LET ME GO I’LL BEAT YOUR ASS SO BAD THEY WILL HAVE TO FIX YOUR UGLY FACE!”
suddenly pain shoots through Ray like his whole body was just squeeze in on its self.