We made it in time for the IMAX show, but we just had really crummy seats. We were about to go when River said she needed a change. I cannot believe she actually told me instead of waiting for me to ask. I also couldn’t believe she peed again. This girl pees way too much.

I was already out of Tinkerbells and just had one Iron Man left. I asked Ibo if he needed a change and he said no. So by the time we left I had a sweet little boy angel and a sweet little girl angel, both wearing bright blue Pull-Ups with extra protection where boys need it most.

Little did I know, I should not have trusted my precious Ibo. As we were riding the train, I knew. Somehow I just figured it out that he totally peed while watching the movie and then lied to me about it. There was nothing that could be done about it, so I let it go.

We got off the train fine and caught the bus back home, which is where our story reaches it’s most interesting climax.

The bus soon filled up and an elderly gentleman got on when there were no more seats left.

“Ibo sit on my lap so he can sit,” River said, surprising me once more.

“That was very kind of you,” I said to both of them when Ibo was on River’s lap and the old man had his seat.

“I have to pee,” Ibo whispered to me.

“You’re wearing a Pull-Up, duh!” River said.

“It might leak, right?” I asked.

Ibo blushed and nodded.

“You lied when I asked if you needed a change, didn’t you?”

Ibo nodded.

“Well there is no use worrying about that now,” I said. “Try and hold it.”

“I can’t,” Ibo said, distressed.

“If he leaks,” River said, “It’s gonna get all over me!”

“I’m sorry,” Ibo said, looking away.

“Oh no,” River whispered. And then a second later, she winced and screamed, “Noooooooooo!”

When we got off the bus, there was just a small dab of wetness on Ibo’s bottom, but somehow a large wet ring had made it on to the front of River’s pants.

“I can’t believe this,” she said. “It looks like I peed my pants, this is so embarrassing.”

“It’s okay,” I told her, “We’ll be home in a minute.” I didn’t think she needed to be reminded that she technically did peed her pants three times, and I assume she was working on a forth as we headed home.