“Come on, Ron. I’d be fun! Haven’t you ever wondered what it felt like to be a baby and have someone you trusted take care of you? We could wrestle in the playpen together and take a nap in the crib when we got tired!”, Deedee said with growing enthusiasm.
“Dee, you know how I feel about that. Dee, Honey, you play too rough! I might forget myself and you could get hurt! I’m so big!”, Ron said sincerely.
Deedee poked him in the stomach and said, “If we were babies I’d probably be a big as you were, maybe bigger!”
“What?”, Ron asked in confusion.
“Silly!”, Deedee answered confidently, “If we were babies we’d be approximately the same size. Do you know that little girls mature more quickly than boys? Unless the girl is really tiny, there’s a good chance that she’ll be a little bigger and heavier than a baby boy her age.