I once knew a man who was a primary school teacher. He was fond of giving the slipper to his pupils, particularly girls, and began to take his work home with him. Not having any children, he persuaded his wife to allow him to slipper her just before bedtime. She did not enjoy this, and eventually left him when he insisted that she take her knickers down for punishment. He resigned from teaching in 1987 when physical chastisement was banned in state schools.
No one who calls himself Brian can expect to be taken seriously. Your fantasy rubbish will no doubt stir members on British Spanking, but will be treated with derision here.
My innocent little comments on British Spunking encouraged several lonely people to send me instant messages of a salacious nature. You will be pleased to know that I shall not be contributing there again.