Reluctant but scared, Steve started sucking apple juice from the nipple, swallowing it down. “That’s a good baby. Daddy put some diuretic in here to help you pee-pee more. You’ll be getting a few of these bottles every day, so you’ll be wetting constantly. All the fiber we’re going to give you will make you poop more too. So, you’ll be used to letting go whenever you need to in no time, and then you’ll be in your way to being properly diaper-trained and fully diaper-dependant!”
Blake’s phone dinged, and he glanced at it, smiling even bigger than before. “News gets around fast in Hollywood. They want to talk to you about the possibility of doing a reality series showing everyone how you’re living now, going pee-pee in your diapers, drinking your baba, sleeping in your safe crib, and getting your diapies changed by your nanny and your own son!