I have discovered a process that will restore lost youth and maintain a person at a young age for a number of years using a genetically engineered plasmid that reprograms a person’s cellular and genetic structure.
The technique has been tested extensively for side effects and drug interactions. To date, none have been found. My company is preparing to test market the medication in Asia within two months. Momma, I confess that I did something without your permission. I took a sample of your DNA last month and prepared a dose of the medication for you. I put it in your milk today at lunch. Within two weeks you’ll be twenty-two again!”