“And, just suppose we were to entertain your little alternative…” Anthea finds her tongue.

“Hold on, Anthea!” Sara buts in.

“No, let’s hear her out.”

Anthea overrules her friend.

“Okay, Anthea.” I try hard not to look too smug.

“If I do it then obviously it has to be the slipper.

I think twelve whacks would be about right, don’t you?

After all, this is really quite a serious matter, and what’s the slipper to two hardy girls like you?”

“Twelve?” Anthea exclaims.

“That’s a bit strong, Clare.”

“No! No! No!”

Sara makes her feelings clear,

but Anthea is definitely thinking about it.

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