I wish she would have let me have the regular stuff too because I wasn’t sick, I just sort of got a nervous belly for a minute there, and combine that with Joey’s stenchified butt gravy. I tried to tell her I was fine now but she insisted I only have the broth and Oatnut Bread.
You know something I learned about eating Oatnut Bread? Well, actually I learned two things about it. The first is that it is super yummy when dipped in broth. It’s got little oat nuts in it that makes it a little crunchy, kind of the way crunchy peanut butter is. However, the really important thing I learned about Oatnut Bread is, it seems, that it has loads and loads of what my mom calls fiber. You know what fiber does to you? It makes you poop and I mean lots and lots and lots of poop!