“I didn’t say anything at the time, but I’m pretty sure she’s been wearing constantly ever since. That is, of course, until the other day. I was sitting around watching TV and she all of a sudden sprinted for the bathroom and, from what I can figure out, nearly had an accident. What made her stop wearing all of a sudden I’m not really sure. But she just sat down to lunch when the show I was watching cut to commercial and, as luck would have it, it was for those new Pampers Princess diapers they came out with for teens. She seemed really distracted. I asked her if she was all right and she said she was still tired or something, but I don’t know that I believe that.”

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