Something terrible must be happening to one of the babies! When she arrived, she saw the sopping diaper that tugged at Ron’s waist. He was soaked! Kimberly bent over to sooth Ron and said, “There, there, Ron-Ron! Don’t cry! Kimberly’s here. She’ll get that nasty old diaper off of you and get you into a clean diaper right now!”
Ron had paused when he heard Kimberly speaking to him through the din and looked up at her with an expression of intense gratefulness even though she was using a baby name for him. But when he heard her promise to diaper him again, he began yelling anew. He didn’t want to be diapered again. He wanted to be his old self. He wanted to wear adult briefs and pants, damnit, not another humiliating diaper!