When Howard had problems getting into the seat of the kitchen chair, she put her hands under his armpits and boosted him onto the cushion. Once he had settled himself, she served him a bowl of hot oatmeal for breakfast. Instead of his customary coffee, he found his cup filled with Ovaltine. He groused about his missing coffee and was told that caffeine might stunt his growth. Howard gave his wife a dirty look and sipped the drink from his youth. The Ovaltine didn’t taste bad, but he still missed his morning coffee. Howard felt that Anita’s remark about coffee stunting his growth had been in execrable taste. He felt like she wasn’t taking his condition seriously.
Who Wears the Pants Scene 110
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A Girl’s Wet Skiing Adventure Scene 124
Besides the fact your poopy nappy moulded itself to the flat seat of the ski lift, your nappy doesn’t...
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Circumstances Scene 160
Jean nodded. “Well then, Mary and I are going to take advantage of this time as well, and if...
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Summer Nurse Scene 84
“I know, but, it’s not like you’re going to be cut off from him. We’ll do Skype everyday like...
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Un Lampo di Bianco Scene 78
The smile disappeared. The dark eyes widened. “Nobody’s called me that in years,” she said. “Who are you? Are...
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Diapers Never Lie Scene 135
With the hallway light, which had been shining into my room through the crack at the bottom of the...
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The Wrong Bus Scene 2
The only indication that told him it was right was the number 23 plastered over a ratty sign which...
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Franky’s Birthday Scene 21
“What happened Milton?” Franky quietly asked once the Mommies were out of sight. “Am I really seven years old?”...
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Meg’s Transformation Scene 108
“No, no…. it’s OK,” she said, trying to smooth things over. “I just wasn’t expecting it…” “You sure?” She...