Less glorious firsts included his first walking in on people having sex in his parents bedroom, his first walking in on people having sex in his bedroom, and of course, his first party pass out.
It was after what must have been his 8th or 10th Jaeger-Bomb that the world REALLY started swaying and spinning. Suddenly, thoughts of “This is awesome, don’t let it stop” turned to “Oh my god…it hurts…MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!”
“Dudedudedudedudedude!” he heard someone say, “Looks like Dante’s ’bout ready to pass out already! Total lightweight!”
“Somebody get him over to the couch.” he heard another voice say. Dante suddenly felt himself being carried by very strong and very friendly blurs. Probably people from the football team.