“You are taking too long!” Fish moaned as he bumped BB out of the way and using another wipe began to clean my front all around without actually touching my boyhood.
“You guys better never tell a soul I let you do this!” I warned.
I gave him a hard chop to the back of the neck, and when I say hard, I mean really, really hard. It had the intended effect as it got him to release his suction. I then shoved him away and covered my underneath with my hands.
“Damn it guys!” I cussed and sat up.
Laughing hysterically Fish said, “OKAY! OKAY! We’ve had our fun!”
“Both of you can go to hell!” I hissed as I rolled off the changing station while trying to pull up my pants without the diaper.