I took the towel off him and said, “I think the easiest way for us to do this is for you to lie back with your feet off the bed.” He did and I gently fed the boxers over his ankles and up to his thighs. Then I said, “Put both arms around my neck.” I stood up straight and he kind of dangled from my neck. I slipped my left hand behind his bottom to support him and slid the boxers into place. We repeated the process with the cargo shorts.
“We’ll need to find an easier way to do this,” I said.
“Stick ’em up!” I said and pointed my finger at him like a gun.