Dear box,
This is literally a living hell, my life has been turned upside down because of the incontinence you’ve given me and I find it to be incredibly unfair. I want all of this to stop right now and this instant, you have no right to take away a basic ability like being able to control when I use the bathroom. Return my continence at once!
He didn’t even bother signing and slammed the lid of the box on top of the note before kicking it under the bed. He got up to clean himself from his soiled diapers. Just as he took a step outside of his bedroom he heard a distinct, booming thump come from under his bed, seemingly exactly from the area where he stored the wooden box.