Once you have the item, get it in the trolley and put the magazine on top.
5: Eyes never look at you. I smile at guys in women’s clothes sections cos it is a good place to flirt with sensitive guys who love their wives – it is safe. Nervous T-girls cannot look you or the checkout girl in the eye.
Unless you are going to be open about your proclivities, smaller independent shops are best avoided since they are often owned by women whose political idol and social persuasion is more towards Mrs T as opposed to accepting T people.
Department stores like Top Shop/Top Man are a boon since you can get some girls clothes and take a couple of guy’s trousers and ask to try them on in the men’s changing rooms or you say, you are “looking after these for your girlfriend and she has just rushed off to the loo.
Charity shops are fab since as someone said they tend to be quite casual and don’t really care unless you have a po-faced preop ts as an assistant who has an axe to grind – with her all you do is smile and look down on her exclusively Oxfam taste in clothes herself.