“Oh it’s you,” she murmured, “I thought I’d turned lesbian for minute there. We didn’t did we?”
“You should be so lucky,” I rolled over to meet her bleary gaze, dislodging her hand in the process and sending it sliding across my abdomen.
“Well hello,” she smiled, “someone’s perky.”
“Don’t flatter yourself”, I sat up slightly to plant a kiss on her forehead, “if you had one too then we might be in business.”
“Honestly sweetie, from what you told me last night, I think you’d be better off without the one you’ve got.”