After a light lunch over which my aunt made small talk and I responded with even smaller talk, she drove me into town. “It’s so nice that you’ve come to stay again William, your new job sounds very exciting!” she said, “What is it again?” she asked.
“Marketing Assistant.” I meekly replied.
“Oh, an office job. Will you be wearing a suit & tie?” she asked.
“I don’t think a tie is compulsory,” I replied. “But definitely a suit.”
“We’ll have to get you one,” she suggested.
“I’ve already got one,” I informed her.
Regardless, after making me spend a small fortune on women’s garments… she insisted that I needed to buy a new suit. “I don’t know if I can afford a properly tailored suit,” I said as she took me to a proper tailor.