“Thanks but no thanks, Mom. I’m quite content the way I am.”
“Suit yourself, Elizabeth” Mrs. Anderson chuckled “just remember the offer’s on the table should you change your mind.”
“Riiiiiiiiiiiight….anyway, Jess, how’s that paperwork comin?” Liz asked, changing the subject.
“Oh it’s not too bad. A lot of it’s just rules and regulations type things that I have to sign and such. There was a diaper request form in there for my two-years free diapers, so they get me the right size, and there’s some information on the different courses they’re offering at this conference. I have to admit, I’m really glad you entered me, Liz. I wouldn’t have had the guts, had I known about it, to enter myself for fear of what Mom and Dad and you would think.”