The big guy chuckled at me, held up his hands as if I was robbing him and asked, “Hey you’re not going to be sick on me are you?”
I shook my head without uncovering my mouth and nose.
The man then asked, “You look like your holding back an ocean!”
I shook my head again and was slightly amazed that he couldn’t tell that I was dressed in pee drenched clothes.
By the look he gave me I could tell that he’d figured out that I needed to poop and I didn’t have much time left. “Oh got a loaf in the oven do ya?”
“A loaf in the oven?” I thought, “Who the heck talks like that?”