“Well,” she said, “if that happens then they never really were your friends at all.”
“But I don’t know what I would do if Todd and Taylor stopped being my friends over this,” Ted said.
“I don’t think they would ever stop being your friends, do you?”
“I sure hope not,” said Ted.
“I called your mother while you were in the shower and briefly outlined what happened, so she should be here soon to take you home.” The doc told Ted. Just then there was a knock at the door and Dr. Kelly left to go answer it. Ted looked at himself in the mirror again. This time he saw himself wearing a diaper, but he also saw a toddler there, too, and that thought didn’t bother him so much now.
