“Well…I have to take this test here tonight because I’ve been…I’ve been…I…I…well…I…I…wet the bed….”
“…that’s it?…seriously?! I wet the bed til I was like 8! Half the boys in our class still wet the bed. Jordan – if that’s your only secret, you’ve got smooth sailing ahead. Seriously. That’s it? Really?”
“That’s not all, the last few weeks, my mom has made me wear a pull-up to bed.”
“Oh my! A Pull-up! Ain’t no one ever worn one of those for bedwetting…!!” Alex began poking fun at Jordan’s intensity…
“…And tonight – they made me wear this big thick purple diaper here in the hospital and I had to walk down the hall with it under my pajamas and everyone saw it…!”
“Really?! I wanna see that sometime!”
Silence.