Luke soon finds himself in only his underpants, in an adjoining shower room, smearing his legs with a pungent stingy cream. “You may as well do your arms and the backs of your hands too.” the concierge suggested.

“Really?” Luke asked.

“It’s not compulsory but we do recommend it,” she replied. “Armpits too,” she added as he reluctantly began to smear the goo over his forearm.

He’s left to stand (and sting) for ten minutes before being hosed down. The cold torrent removes the gooey cream and the gooey cream removed his body hair. The torrent also left his underpants soaking wet and he was told to take them off, leaving him feeling 100% naked and 90% hairless.

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