“They’re just a big pair of socks really.” he said as he pulled one leg up to his knee before gathering the other onto his hand. “I think I’d prefer thick tights though.” he groaned as he pulled the thin, nude tights over his knees. He quickly pulled the shorts on and I tossed him a top; a cream sleeveless T-shirt with lots of colourful little sketches of women wearing dresses printed on it. “It’s bit girlie.” he moaned.
“They’re all a bit girlie… if you hadn’t noticed.”
He donned it and stood. “Shall I tuck it in?” he asked.
“I’ll need one with it tucked in to show off the shorts, and one with it out so they can see how long it is.”
“OK.” Peter stood by the wall and did as I asked; look over there, turn a bit, one from the back, tuck it in… he wore God knows how many different pairs of shorts, T-shirts and camisole tops with glitter, bows, flowers and frills. “I don’t get what girls like about this sort of stuff.” he whined as he donned a pink T-shirt with a bicycle print surrounded by flowers.
“It’s cute.” I replied. “I don’t get why boys are so boring when it comes to dressing themselves.”
“We’re not boring just because we don’t like flowers or frills.” he claimed. “Haven’t you got anything that’s plain?”
“Loads of stuff.” I retorted, listing the plain jeans and jumpers he’d started with. “It was you who wanted to save the nice stuff ’til last.” I reminded him.
“I’m beginning to regret that… maybe I should have got them over with first.” he said when I gave him a pair of black floral knee length shorts and a pretty burgundy top with glittery details.
“Well it’s too late now… everything’s in order and it needs to stay organised.” I said. “If it’s any consolation I’ve got a few old school skirts to get rid of… will they be plain enough for you?” I asked.