My birthday was coming and my wife said she had a big surprise for me. I was so excited and I couldn’t wait.
The week of my birthday she told me to keep next weekend open and then asked if I could take Friday off. I would have to check into that.
Thursday night when I got home, Rachel had dinner ready except it was for three instead of the two of us. “Who’s coming to dinner,” I asked?
Rachel responded with only a chuck and “It’s your surprise.”
I was getting out of the shower and on the bed was a diaper, my baby dress, and plastic panties. Now I am getting nervous. “What’s this for,” I asked.
Rachel came into the room and said, “this is what you are going to wear.”