It didn’t matter what I told her, she was already heading out of the bathroom and I knew she was headed for the Children’s Liquid Imodium. Man, I hate that stuff. It makes my insides feel like someone is digging them out with a rusty shovel, but it sure does the trick for drying up a soggy poop-chute!
Mom’s sometimes have the worst jobs in the world. She came back about the same time I was getting off the toilet. She insisted on using a warm, wet washcloth to make sure my bottom was completely clean and she even cleaned the toilet once she was done with my bottom.
She also added the comment, “You’re rash doesn’t look too bad today.”
