But his mom jumped him with, “If that’s the one with the elephants and the rhinoceroses then you better think twice before you get yourself into a heap of trouble mister.”

“Ah, mooooom! But it’s a really good joke!” Joey whined.

“You heard me young man!” was her response.

Joey stomped his foot in protest and Beth gave him a look that I’d seen from my own mother before. It’s that look that Mom’s give us kids when we’re half a second away from getting a spanking.

That look shut him up! He folded his arms over his chest and puffed out his bottom lip as he silently sulked.

Before I knew it, Beth had me cleaned up and into a nice warm diaper. Heck, I didn’t even die of embarrassment either! When I stood up I knew instantly that I wasn’t wearing the same kind of diaper as before.