This time however she sat down on my chest so that I was looking right at her curly little pink piggy tail. I felt her pull at the waistband of my pajama bottoms and try as I might I couldn’t stop her from partially depantsing me.

“Jacquelyn, stop!” I cried, but she silenced me with a bounce of her bottom against my chest effectively driving the air right out of my lungs.

While I was trying to get my breath back she surprised me again by spinning around and planting a kiss right on my lips. I didn’t need a mirror to know that my entire head had just turned a brilliant shade of red. I probably looked like one of those red thermometers in the cartoons.