“Look at me, I can totally use the toilet!” Growing rather frantic now, if only due to the fact that getting angry was a good way to keep from dwelling on the weirdness, Karen declared, “I can go do it right now and prove it if you really want!”
“Really? That’d be great.” Smiling and trying not to sound too mean, Dillion replied, “Heh… No offense but I’m not too fond of changing your diapers.”
“Hey, right back atcha!” shot out Karen, quite red over her state of dress. Pulling her skirt down insistently as she began to march into the house – well, waddle back into the house, but she tried to march – she demanded, “I couldn’t’ve wound up in these an hour before guests got here? Now everybody’s gonna-”