If you’ve never had a pregnant woman glare at you, I recommend you avoid it. “You know what I mean, Clark. Monkeez is the only major diaper company that sizes for all babies. The rest is store brand…and store brand is not great.”

I nodded and looked to Catherine. She was crossing her arms, but she grunted acknowledgement. Even Catherine couldn’t argue with basic common sense: Networks like Pennycade and diaper companies like Monkeez stood to make the most money by appealing to the broadest base possible, and that meant doing everything they could to NOT scare Littles away.

Still…something about that commercial irked me, too, the more I thought about it. I just couldn’t put my finger on it.

Michelle wrinkled her nose. “Speaking of diapers…” She looked to the baby on the floor. “Pregnancy turned up my sense of smell, but bending over’s a little tricky at this stage.” She looked to the room. “A bit of help?

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