I smiled. “Thank you for your concern, ma’am.” I said confidently. “Fortunately, I brought a spare change of clothes and have some alternate activities that cover the same basic skills, as noted in my lessons plan that I submitted last month.”
“Ah,” Mrs. Brollish said. “That explains why you wrote that.”
Translation: “I didn’t read it at all.” Administrators NEVER read lesson plans. No time. They just check that it’s been done. I wrote and submitted this gem waaaay ahead of time just to cover my ass so that it didn’t end up covered by something else.