Just in case, I started casually walking back to the entrance. I was leaning on the door, all cool and cocky like. “Notice how she’s not wearing pants lately? And how her skirts are very…roomy…very flowing…”
Still at her desk, Janet scraped away the last of her eye makeup. She twisted her lips a bit in thought. “Yeah. I guess. Why?”
“Next time you’re around her, listen closely when she moves. You might hear a tiiiiiny crinkle.” I grinned mischievously.
My friend made an “O” with her mouth. “Seriously?!”
“Pretty sure!” My smile was all teeth now. Janet was muffling her laughter with both hands. “Pretty sure the Silly Sock Day thing was the last straw and she’s being given a lesson in humility. Tracy says the Tweeners and the other office staff are all talking about it, too!”