“Anise is driving me nuts,” said Ami. “It’s not just the music anymore either. I walked in on her having sex.”
“Eww,” said Bridget.
“That’s not the worst of it,” she said. “I thought she was having a Lesbian moment because the person she was with had dyed black pigtails.”
“Really?”
“Well it turned out I just thought he was a girl. I never saw a guy try to pull up his skinny jeans so awkwardly. He had to sit down for quite a bit before he could zip his pants.”
“Ick, Ami.” Deborah covered her eyes. “Need mind bleach.”
“It was pretty gross. So what are you doing this weekend?”
“My new boyfriend and I are painting his new place,” said Deborah.
“Cool,” said Ami. “You mind if help?”