Chapter 6
“Is there any way for me to get one of those VIP passes? Aside from being a lost kid and all?” I asked Danielle as we jumped to the front of a 45 minutes long line for Disney’s Brear rabbit ride. Danielle and I were walking through the very hallways that snaked throughout the entire ride, catching glimpses of people floating through the ride itself.
“Nope, unless you have some terminal illness, then you can get as many as these as you want.” Danielle answered to me.
“Well, I’ll guess I better go start sucking away at car exhaust.” I answered back. Danielle laughed at my joke before falling silent as we entered into the loading area of the ride. Gates hissed as compressed air flowed through them, stopping the fake plastic log carts for just enough time to let people in before it shot off on its conveyor belt.
“How many? Three? Okay, you lane four, you six. How many…13?! Bloody…just get in the cart when you can.” A voice bellowed over the loading platform. An old lady who had the whole demeanor of taking a job to seriously was pointed people to their gates as if they were cattle. Danielle caught her attention and waved her VIP card at the lady, who merely nodded and pointed at an incoming log that was coming into the station.
The two of us hopped on board, Danielle sat down but quickly stood back up. The back of her pants now having a large wet spot on them.
“I forgot that these seats are always wet, and cold.” She said as she sat back down. I giggled at her, I didn’t even notice the wet seats, my pants were still quite wet from my accident earlier. I had gotten a few funny stares, but apparently a kid in wet pants wasn’t that remarkable. With a screech of rubber, our log pushed out of the station and gracefully plunged into the water. I sat disinterested at the robotic animals, and leaned against Danielle as we surfed through the first portion of the ride.
“You’re not like most kids your age, Harry.” Danielle said softly to me, I felt her hand ruffle through my hair and suddenly felt very warm and safe. I didn’t reply to her comment, just shrugging as I rested up against her. Without thinking I suddenly popped my thumb into my mouth, I pulled it quickly back, my cheeks flushing again.
“Yeah, defiantly not your age” Danielle whispered. I was going to answer to that comment, but we suddenly had no more flat track for our log to surf on, and plummeted into darkness. We rode up several bunny hop hills before splashing into a cave filled with spinning, dancing, flinging robots and fountains.
Danielle and I rode on in silence as we gently lolled throughout the rest of the ride. Finally, with a lurch of rubber getting traction, we began to ride up the big hill. My body pressed against Danielle as I fell back in the seat. After what seemed like eternity, we reached the top of the hill.
I then came to the conclusion, right before we went down the hill that going on this was a very stupid idea.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
With a mammoth splash of water that soaked everything in our log. I stopped screaming when I got a sudden splash of water in my mouth. We lazily moved around a bend when I turned to look up at Danielle.
Her hair was clinging to her face so that she looked like some sort of swamp monster. I giggled at her as pushed her hair out of the way, a very big smile on her face. A suddenly breeze made me shiver all over and Danielle wrapped her arms around me to warm me up. The two of us rode the rest of the ride in silence before we arrived at the docking station.
“Can we do it again?” I asked Danielle.
“Maybe later, I think your diaper is ready to explode now.” She said, pointing down to pants, which had bulged considerably. It looked to me that my diaper soaked up the entire wave, I was waddling like a duck. Danielle and I walked off the ride and straight to another restroom. I lagged behind her as I took my wide steps and after awhile she picked me up and carried me the rest of the way.
Laying me down on the changing table, my diaper gave an enormous squish. Danielle checked to see that none of the gel had squirted out from the pressure, seeing none she quickly untapped me and slid the last diaper she had under me.
“Now try not to use this one up so quickly.” She added. I smiled mischievously at her as she dried me off and taped on a new diaper.
RING, RING, RING.
A cell phone went off and it took me a moment to place it with Danielle, I saw her face get sad for a moment before she put on a happy exterior and grabbed her phone from out of a pocket.
“Hello?…Richard…Yep, still with me…Uh-huh…couldn’t find anything?…Really? No records or anything?…weird…Bring him in? To who?…Social Servic-but!…Fine…I’ll be right over.”
She slowly folded over her flip phone. She looked at me, very sad, before she recovered and put on a fake happy exterior.
“Okay…umm…I have to take you to see Richard; I have to put you with some officials until we can find your parents or guardians.” Danielle said. “You remember Richard right?”
“Git took my milkshake.” I answered. Danielle smiled at me before pulling my pants back up and carrying me out of the restroom.
“Are you sure you don’t know where your parents are?” Danielle asked me as we walked over to another employee only door.
“I told you, my mom is in Washington.” I answered. Danielle stopped walking and looked me straight in the eye.
“Harry, this is no longer a game. If…well let’s just say that life is going to go topsy turvey for a bit if we can’t find your guardian.” Danielle said to me very seriously. I looked straight back at her, our eyes boring into each other.
She suddenly turned away before walking through a door and into a golf cart bay. She quietly put me down on the seat next to hers and turned the vehicle on. With a gentle hum of the engine, we once again rushed off through the Disney back lots.
Danielle didn’t say anything during the trip. I guessed she was mad at me for something; I was defeated in my chance to get to the haunted house. It looks like I was being handed over to social services, trapped forever in this body.
“We’re here” Danielle said somberly. I hopped out of the golf cart, when my guts gave a brief churning sensation. Without any warning whatsoever, I began pooping my diaper. I instinctively bent my knees a little to help the process along and in a few seconds my diaper was filled with a warm, sticky mass.
“You really can’t keep those things clean, can you?” Danielle chuckled as she sniffed the air and fanned the area in front of her face. My face flushed its deepest shade of crimson as I began to smell myself. I looked back down at my feet and felt a tear roll down my face.
“Oh honey, its okay. You couldn’t control it, it was just an accident.” Danielle said to me, kneeling down and giving me a big hug. I gently sniffled into her sleeve as she rubbed my back soothingly, I felt her chest hum with a gentle tune and felt myself calming down quickly. She looked at me with her warm smile,
“Hee hee, don’t worry. No matter what happens, I’ll be here to take care of ya.” Danielle said, I sniffled again and felt my noise running. Danielle grabbed a tissue from her bag and held it up to my nose. I blew in it with a little force and felt my nose clear up.
“Now how about we go get you cleaned up before you meet the suits?” She asked me, I nodded in reply and Danielle picked me up and carried me over to the Baby Care center, which was only a few blocks away. I felt the mass in my diaper squish out as it rested on Danielle’s arm. I rested my head on Danielle’s shoulder and listened to her breathing as we walked the final few steps to the care center.
I paid little attention to the people in the room, even though the smell I was causing was somewhere in their surface thoughts. I heard my name mentioned and Danielle was suddenly carrying a small box that had my name written on it. Danielle opened another door, and suddenly we were in the same private changing room that we started our day at.
“Alright Harry, so I got all of your old clothes, so if you can wear those if you want to.” Danielle said to me, I shrugged in reply. Danielle pushed me down onto the changing table and the mess realigned itself to a new position. With the courage of a veteran babysitter Danielle opened my diaper and released the full force of the smell.
I closed my eyes and blushed as she wiped me off, a much longer process that it was before. Somehow I must have nodded off, because the next thing I remember was her finishing the tapes on a fresh diaper. She gently slid on my old pants and buttoned them, I felt her grab something in my pocket and I opened my eyes to look at her.
She was holding a small ticket in her hand, a look of confusion across her face.
“What are your middle names Harry?” She asked me.
“Oliver Whitman” I answered, my parents had given me two middle names for reasons unknown. Danielle looked at the ticket in her hand and turned it towards me. My heart jumped in my chest as I realized what it was.
It was the radio ticket I used to get in the park. It had my full name, date of birth, information, and a picture of me; a picture that looked very much like the toddler sitting in a clean diaper, minus the five’ o’clock shadow.
Chapter 7
“How old are you?” Danielle asked.
“22, I’m a full time student at USFR, my major is in physics, with a minor in history.” I shoot right back.
“Physics, eh? Then solve this problem.” Danielle said, quickly writing down on a piece of paper. She handed it to me along with a pen and I set to work. I quickly ran it over and realized it was the physics behind the drop on the log flume ride we had just been on ten minutes earlier. She was asking the speed the log was going at the bottom, and how long it should decelerate.
Quite a simple problem. Let’s see…70 degree slope…force of gravity, friction, f of a is…I quickly did the sin ratio in my head and came up with the acceleration of the boat at…
“Alright, I believe you.” Danielle said.
“But I haven’t finished the problem yet.” I countered.
“Yeah, but I have no idea what you’re doing” She said. There was a long silence as she looked back down at the picture of my entry ticket.
“How did…?” she tried to ask.
“No idea.” I answered. “I think it has to do something with the elevator. I started going down in it, and then I just started to shrink.”
“So maybe if you go up in it-” Danielle began.
“Already thought of it, I was planning to go there as soon as possible, but I was having a good time playing around with you.” I added. Danielle blushed a little at this, I’m sure she was feeling very confused at this whole ordeal. She had been taking care of 22 year old guy in a toddler’s body.
“We have to get back to that elevator.” I said.
“It will be rough; they’ll issue a code teal if we don’t show up at Richard’s office in the next minute or so.” Danielle said.
“Guess we better start going.” I said.
**
“Hey Danielle, wait up!” A voice rang out. Danielle winced and slammed the brakes on the golf cart she was driving. She turned to see Mike, the guy who called me piss pants, running towards the cart.
“Hey, where ya heading?” He asked her.
“Umm…Warehouse 101.” She answered.
“Cool, I have to head that direction.” He said, and without asking he hopped in the cart. His massive weight pressed down on the seat and I gave a very soft moan as the seat pressed down on me. Danielle had hidden me in the seat compartment and the two of us had just begun to make our dash back to the haunted house and hopefully back to my old body.
“Oh, I saw Richard, he wanted to talk to you about something, I about think the brat from earlier.” Mike said.
“Already took care of it, and he’s not a brat.” She answered.
“Whatever, having to take care of a kid who pisses himself, sounds like a blast.” Mike snorted back. I was sure Mike could feel the heat rising from my blushing cheeks as I wet my diaper yet again.
“So Danielle…doing anything when your shift is done?” Mike asked.
“Yep” She answered.
“Such as…” He led on.
“Nothing involving you.” She answered.
“Oh come on! Why not? I’m a nice enough guy.” Mike retorted.
“Pfft! Nice! Give me a break.” Danielle shot right back.
“What, you rather hang out with the little kid, would you? Miss maternal. Heh, if you let me come over we can do a couple things that lead to a baby.” Mike said.
WHAM! I slammed my fist into the seat above me, angry at Mike for saying such words to Danielle.
“What the fuc-” Mike said, the pressures on my seat lessen and I pushed myself up. Danielle quickly slammed on the brake and everyone lost their footing for a moment. There was a very awkward silence as the three of us stood motionless in the gold cart.
“Mike.” I began “You are an idiot. Not just for saying such repulsive words, but for thinking for just a moment that you even had a chance with the most amazing, kind, and beautiful women I have ever met.” I said simply. I saw him open his mouth for some sort of clever remark, but he never got a chance to say it.
WHAM! With a sudden burst of movement I slammed my fist forward with all my might and connected solidly with the part of the body that I was eye level at, his genitals.
Mike rolled forward and off the cart, a high-pitched squeal leaving his mouth as he fell to the ground. He lay still for a second before he tried to get up, only to fall back down again. I climbed out of the seat compartment and sat down next to Danielle, who had a very proud look on her face.
“Hee hee, it’s like I have a little knight in shining armour to protect me.” She said, hitting the accelerator hard as we left Mike crawled up in the dirt. I looked forward and saw the haunted house only a minute away.
**
“And if you all will gather around by this doorway, we’ll head down into the haunted house.” Said the Disney employee, who began to wave her arms around as if she could attract the park guests like dust bunnies to a vacuum cleaner. She waited for a small green light by the doorway to flicker on, indicating that the elevator had come back up to the top floor. With a soft ding the light turned on and the attendant opened the door and began her safety speech in one practiced motion.
“Cuse’ me, comin through.” Said a male figure. The attendant watched open-mouthed as the man walked straight out of the elevator and disappeared down the hall. She was going to shout at him for some reason when a lady walked out of the elevator and chased after him.
The attendant shrugged and shepherded everyone into the elevator.
**
“So you think I’m amazing?” Danielle said, turning to look at the adult male walking next to her.
“Well, kids say the darndest things.” He joked. There was a short pause. “Yes, I do.”
Danielle giggled in response.
“Allow me to introduce myself now that I’m in my correct body. The name is Harry Quinn, at your service.” The man bowed a little to emphasize his point.
“Danielle McTrillian, a pleasure.” She replied.
“Well Danielle, would you like to leave the park and go somewhere? Perhaps a bite to eat, or just to talk.” Harry offered to her.
“I think I would very much like to do that.” Danielle began. “But, do you need a change?” She added, a little mischievous grin on her face. Harry deeply blushed in response, which was all the indication she needed.
“I guess we need to grab a few things too, I don’t think we have anything that fits you in the park.” Danielle said.
“Hrm…Just think of me as a slightly larger knight in shining armour.” Harry suggested.
“My padded knight in shining armour.” Danielle giggled.