“Well, well, well,…little Andy!”, Krystyn said with a sneer, “It seems that you’ve decided to stay for dinner after all.” Krystyn giggled and continued, “I’m sure you’ll be pleased to hear that I have very, very special menu for your din-din tonight. Something you haven’t had for many, many years…”
Becky smiled evilly and added, “Oh, yes…I think Krystyn forgot to offer you the hospitality of her home for tonight! Allow me to do that for her. I don’t think you’ll be able to go home tonight in your present condition. Kystyn tells me that you don’t own a car and would have to take the bus or walk home. I don’t think either option is viable for you in your present condition. You can’t walk and I seriously doubt that you could reach the top of the fare box on the bus with your tiny arms. Besides, the city buses don’t allow children under ten to ride without an accompanying adult. But that’s okay, Krystyn has a nice room all ready for you upstairs. Of course, it won’t be the one you had hoped to sleep in when you came to this house, Krystyn doesn’t like waking up on wet sheets that little babies make. I’m afraid that you’ll have to sleep on a mattress that’s more suitable to your present condition. You need a mattress that’s firm to support the weak muscles of your back as well as…waterproof!”
Both Krystyn and Becky laughed cruelly and she continued as she went over to the playpen to remove her own baby and hoist him onto her hip while she continued to talk to Andrew, “She has a sweet little crib all ready for you upstairs with a rubber-backed flannel pad under the crib sheet so you won’t soak the bed when you make wetties in your diaper while you sleep! It has nice, safe high railings to keep you from wandering in the night and falling out of your crib and bumpers around the edges to keep your itty-bitty arms and legs from getting caught between the railings. We wouldn’t want Baby Andy to accidentally crawl away during the night while Krystyn is sleeping, now would we? Hims will stay safely tucked in his nice crib with the high railings until Aunt Krystyn decides it’s time for him to come out in the morning. Besides, Baby Andy wouldn’t want to sleep with his Auntie anyway. His little pee-pee is too small for adult play. Oh, he might enjoy sucking on Aunt Krystyn’s tiddies, but she has plenty of pacifiers for him to use when he feels like sucking on something other than his thumb.