How would momma react to the discovery that her son was a female impersonator? Or would she think that I was simply a gay transvestite? Would she get angry? Would she start yelling at me what a pervert I had been? Worse, would she blame it on Gino and throw him out on the street? Would she put the two of us up for adoption? No, I decided, she couldn’t put us up for adoption without disclosing how we had become babies again.
I realized to my horror that the solution was far simpler than that; all she had to do was abandon us. She could take us to a secluded area of a city park and leave us sitting in our stroller! All she would have to do is ‘discover’ us and tell a park ranger she had found some abandoned babies.
