“What are you doing?” Steve looked somewhat amused, as if his son was making some sort of silly mistake.
“Making things easier.”
The movie star now looked confused. “By cutting my shorts off me?”
“Uh-huh.” Blake opened the scissors and, starting at the hem of his dad’s athletic shorts, cut them open all the way to the top. Tossing them aside, he did the same thing to Steve’s boxer-briefs, leaving his dad suspended in mid-air, totally nude.
“Hey, what the hell! You just ruined a perfectly good pair of shorts and underwear!”
Blake smiled mysteriously. “You won’t need them anymore.”
“Why not?”
“I told you: I’m making things easier.” Blake reached down and picked something up, holding it so Steve could see it: a large disposable diaper.
“What the fuck?! I am NOT wearing that thing!”
Blake laughed. “What are you gonna do to stop me, big man?”
