“Dont you worry iddle Binkie Boo! Your big sissies at the sorority left me full instructions and plenty of nappies and formula. They will be back very soon, and until then I will watch ‘you”, she croons while tickling his prodigious belly.
Half an hour later, there is a ring at the door and the student strokecashier pops into the room beaming smiles. “Hewwo little baby sister! Guess what I got!”, she bubbles.
With a chill, he recognizes her, and in his anger, fear, and embarrassment, he forgets himself. With a small giggle, she shakes her head and kneeling down to get eye to eye, says, “Iddle Francine has gone wee in her di-dee..’oo needs a change I think.”