Howard started to run out to the garbage cans in front of the house but was stopped by the memory of the sound of the garbage truck. It was too late. He would be forced to sit all day at home in front of the TV without even a beer to help him pass the time. “Damn that woman!”, Howard said to himself, “Whatever possessed her to throw away my beer? I’m not a fucking kid no matter how young I look! I can’t even drive up to get more beer! I’m too small now to drive my car even if I wanted to. My feet won’t reach the pedals!”
Who Wears the Pants Scene 117
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Mummy B, Scene 15: Diapers for Two
I woke up to the jarring sound of my alarm clock. I fumbled for the off switch and buried...
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Little Bed Wetting Ben Scene 59
“Right Ben, a nurse is going to take you up to a ward now.” The doctor told Ben, “If...
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The Salon Solution Scene 7
Peter shook his head but remained silent. He wondered if he’d be able to run in high heels and...
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What Happened to Ella Marsh Scene 127
Ella had a feeling Heather was annoyed with her. She curled into a ball and waited, time seeming to...
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Mummy’s Little Pride and Joy Scene 2
Yesterday was a fairly typical day for little Priscilla. He sleeps in a lovely white satin and...
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Who Wears the Pants Scene 28
After tasting her culinary endeavors, Howard discovered that she was a spectacularly inadequate cook. Howard wasn’t dismayed in the...
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Alvin in the Third Scene 20
Those are the friends I’ve made here in Lewiston, Maine but they are not my only friends. I also...
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Alvin in the Fourth Scene 130
“May it be Your will, Lord, our God and God of our ancestors, to lead us, to direct our...