She patted Howard on the head condescendingly and said in a patronizing tone, “Don’t look so shocked, Sweetie! I was only joking. It hasn’t been so long since you had to wear dydees too. Besides, you never know when you might have to start wearing them again. I thought my little boy was almost fully potty trained until he started wetting the bed again two months ago and having ‘accidents’ in his pants during the day. He hasn’t had a dry night since he started bedwetting again. He’s just about your age. I tried everything, including stuffing one of his brother’s diapers into the front of his underwear at night. I didn’t do any good at all. After he ruined the mattress I put my foot down and solved the problem. Now I put him in diapers every night like his baby brother Lloyd right before he goes to bed!”
Who Wears the Pants Scene 160
