They’re having problems teaching kids things that were learned in nursery schools ten years ago! Do you know that most first grade teachers now are required to keep packages of diapers in their supply closets? I’m not kidding! It’s the absolute truth! They keep powder and baby wipes in the storage closet of every elementary schoolroom. My friend told me that they’re having problems with the budget because of all the diapers they have to buy even though they make the parents of the kids who they know to be incontinent supply diapers for their kids at school.
Who Wears the Pants Scene 179
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Alvin Ever After: Alvin in the Second Scene 34
Bertha gave me a halfcocked head bob of acknowledgement. “Yeah, anyone messes with you…” there was a smacking...
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Who Wears the Pants Scene 126
Howard ate his meal in consternation. “What had gotten into the woman? Picnics mean barbecuing, everyone knows that!”, Howard...
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Little Doubting Thomas Scene 143
His mother got up, taking the empty bowl with her and went to the refrigerator. She set the dirty...
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Alvin Ever After: Alvin in the Second Scene 94
It turned out to be a good thing that Beth hadn’t given me anything more than bread and baloney,...
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The Witches Next Door Scene 42
The girl giggled. “Don’t be embarrassed, I know what you like to do at night…and you can do...
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Mothers Sissy’s in Trouble Scene 32
We reluctantly pulled on our nappies, followed by the rubber knickers, then our cotton over knickers and finally, we...
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Meg’s Transformation Scene 189
She decided to give Ron a call. At the very least, she wanted to hear his explanation. The phone...
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Alvin in the Fourth Scene 137
“Ah crud! Here they come!” Meek said as he opened up the throttle again. The cops were coming our...