“Yep, one at a time,” mama confirms. “Don’t worry, you can go first and I’ll help you get on it right.”
When you get off the lift at the top you can tell you need to go. If not for your nappy, you’d be going to the loo right now. Following mama, she pauses for a second at the top. Deciding to get it over with, you come to a stop near her and try to go, but you can’t seem to relax properly. You try pushing too, but that doesn’t work. Then as you relax again, you get a single squirt.
It’s the sort of spurt that would have been humiliating to experience in an unnappied state, but then it stops as you freeze, your muscles clenching. Then you realise mama is pushing off. So, despite the discomfort, you follow her down the slope.