I cheered myself on by whispering allowed, “Hold it! Hold it! Just one more minute, Alvin!”
With the light on, I crossed to the toilet and first removed the Velcro straps holding the diaper cover in place. I pulled it out from between my legs, dropped it on the floor at my feet and then forgetting that they had snaps, I pulled off the plastic pants like underwear. I can remember thinking how they felt oddly cold and clammy against my bare legs. It was a really weird feeling, like someone rubbing a dead squid against my thighs. But then I was faced with a new challenge, one for which I had no experience dealing with… Diaper Pins!
“Oh come on you stupid thing!” I growled with frustration as my fingers kept slipping off the wet metal.