Yep, that helped the situation…NOT! However, Beth remained just as sweet and kind as she almost always seems to be. Using some toilet paper she wiped my tears while telling me that it is just a little accident.
A minute or two later, Joey reappeared, in full view this time. Around his mouth and nose he’d wrapped a clean diaper and was holding it in place with one hand.
“Golly Alvin, you’re more stenchified than the goose poop was!” he said.
“Joey!” Beth snapped at him.
“Well he is!” Joey said in his own defense.
“Pipe down and go get me your bag from under the changing table.” She said with a hint of annoyance directed his way.