He sang out, “Wooooweeeeee! I’m thinking we need to get off at this here truck stop and hose someone down! What were they feeding you up there son?!”
Mom turned in her seat and asked, “Alvin did you go number two?”
Okay, am I the only one that thinks that is the dumbest question ever asked?
“Oh Lord my eyes are burning!” John sang out.
Mom couldn’t help herself and chuckled as she swatted John and told him to stop.
“He’s embarrassed enough as it is.” Mom told him.
I buried my face in my hands to try to hide my shame.
“Roll down the windows! We need to air this car out!” John continued.
So we got off the highway at the truck stop and this time I wasn’t changed in the car. Mom must have figured that she’d need a sink at the very least.
