I laid it on the marble vanity top, unfastened the tapes, rolled it up carefully and then refastened the tapes. Once I was sure it wasn’t going to leak all over the place I carried it to the armoire to dispose of inside the big green diaper pail. It was so soggy that it felt like I was stuffing a Ziploc baggy filled with warm pudding into the green diaper pail. Once again I got a bit giddy when the pail made that whirling sound which told me that the diaper was sealed away. I even did a little butt wiggle dance to the sound because I knew the diaper was no longer able to stenchify my bedroom anymore. However, I was a different story; if the diaper smelled, then how much did my lower region smell?

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