“I swear if I live through this, I am never again going to so much as look at a slice of Oatnut bread again!” I moaned.
Of course by that time, it probably wasn’t the Oatnut bread that was giving me the screaming-doodies but I blamed the bread anyways!
When I thought I was done, I wiped myself once, but then I felt another cramp in my stomach. Out came another wave; this one was even lumpier than the first had been and it made the water in the bowl splash up and get my butt all wet. Don’t you just hate when that happens?