“Oh sick!” I exclaimed.

I decided the best course of action was, to jump into the shower. Otherwise it was going to take a whole roll of toilet paper to clean me up back there. And besides, I needed to get the pee from the night’s wettings washed off.

When I turned off the water and stepped out of the shower, Mom was just coming into the bathroom.

“Are you taking another shower?” she teased, “You must be the cleanest boy in the state.”

I nearly jumped out of my skin, “Ah Mom! You scared the life out of me!”

“You feeling better this morning?” she asked with an amused little giggle. I knew she was referring to the free diaper comedy show I’d performed at the restaurant the previous night.