After I had blew my breakfast all over a nearby bush I took in as deep a breath as my lungs would hold, then turned back around and ran as fast as I could into the crap-house. Unfortunately, there wasn’t a single hole vacant and to make matters worse there were two men ahead of me. I held my breath as long as I could, but it wasn’t long enough.
This tall dark skinned man who was in line directly ahead of me looked down at me and asked, “You ok kid?”
Unable to hold my breath any longer I released what little air there was left in my lungs and sucked in frantically.
“Oh dear god!” I gasped and quickly covered my mouth and nose with my shirt and hands.