I popped up like a rabbit out of its hole and took a single step before falling flat on my, butt. What made it even worse was when my, butt made contact with the floor, whatever it is they put inside diapers to make them absorbent, came squirting out of the leg opening, and I do mean squirting. Let me put it this way. Have you ever stomped on a frog and seen all its guts shoot out of its mouth and, butt hole? Well even if you haven’t, I’m sure you can imagine just how that would look. Now imagine that same sort of thing, but instead of the frog substitute a very wet diaper and you should understand how it looked when I fell back down.
Joey blasted out with laughter and fell back into his bed. However, his mom wasn’t laughing; no, she wasn’t laughing at all because when the stuff shot out the leg hole of my diaper it sprayed all over her nice satin robe.
Now if my life was a storybook tale right then, my mom or John would have walked into the room to save me from a fatal case of humiliation, but sadly, neither appeared in the doorway.
Joey was still giggling like a hyena hopped up on laughing gas, but his mom wasn’t laughing; she was staring at the globs of gelatinized pee that stuck to her robe like jam on toast.
“I-I’m sorry!” I said, like I had intended for it to happen.
“Joey, stop being a goof!” she finally said.
He flipped himself over on his back and kicked at the air. Except for his insane laughter, he looked just like a toddler throwing a temper tantrum.
“Joooooooooooooey, sssssstttoooooppppppp!” I pleadingly whined.
But he didn’t and before long his mom and I caught his infectious laughter bug.
Joey giggled and kicked, “Alvin you don’t know but that was sooooo funny! Boom—Squish—Splat!”
Beth said, “Alright, I think you two should get baths,” she paused in thought before saying, “I think maybe I will too.”
“Is my mom up yet?” I asked and unable to hide the desperation I was feeling.
That was when Beth informed me that my parents had got up early to go into town.
“They left me?” I whimpered, half scared and half surprised that they would leave me with… well, with a stranger!
“No they didn’t leave you!” She said, “They just wanted to have some time alone. They’ll be back after bit.”
“Can we have a fizzy-plunge in your room?” Joey asked excitedly.
“Well, I don’t see why not!” Beth said.
“What’s a fizzy-plunge?” I asked as I began to try to scoop some of the mess up from the floor using my hands.
“Oh Alvin, let that go! I’ll get the vacuum after it.” Beth said.